The short horrifying experience of dating Cypriot men

One year and a half I avoided at all costs going out with Cypriots. I told you before that tenderness and faithfulness are not common in Cyprus, in fact they are almost non-existent. I say almost because I don’t want to be hypocrite and snob as in fact I didn’t have the “pleasure” to meet too many Cypriots.

This summer I was determined to try new things so I decided to accept some invitations and finally know for myself if all the legends are trueJ) To be honest, now I regret not trying bungee jumping or sky diving instead.

I really don’t know how to relate this personal experience without insulting all Cypriot men, but the conclusion is that I will not do it again and I will not keep trying to see the good in all people because some of them are just shallow ignorant creatures.

Cypriot men are inborn Don Juans. They can be full of passion and they can make you feel desired and beautiful and unique….for about five minutes J)

They are exactly like matches!...they burn so quickly! J)

 If by any chance you fall for their primitive charm and you offer yourself be sure that you will not see him again, but believe me that’s not so bad!( and I mean not seeing them again!):))

New level of crazy

My life just reached a whole new level of craziness.

Everything is upside down starting with the work place where everybody is stressed and tired and those who work the most are yelled at while the ignorant ones collect the praise, all the way to a more personal level full of new very spicy experiences.

Talking about the work place I have to tell you about Madame Folie, our newest winner to the category “Craziest client of the month”. Madame Folie is around 56 years old and really likes wine in huge quantities. She also likes young boys after her wine and gets really resentful when she faces rejection. Long story short, one of these blurry nights, after harassing the night shift and running him up and down the stairs from the bar to her room ( asking for wine, more wine, glasses, ice…many many times)she tried to pull him into her room and when she got a big NO-NO she started screaming and punching. Not even the police could stop her. She called him racist because he doesn’t speak French and she complained to the manager that he tried to rape her. Unfortunately for her and luckily for us we trust eachother and on top of that we have nice clear cameras J)

I felt it before it even started that August will be the crest, the greatest month of the year! But really until now it exceeded all my expectations!!!:))

Karma strike

I just couldn’t stop myself from writing today about how great is the feeling of witnessing the karma act. You know, all good things you’ve done being repaid, all the people that hurt you tasting their own medicine, little things that make you realize there is still justice in the world.

I am truly happy and pleased with my life at this moment. I feel satisfied and complete. And I only see good things coming J so Cheers! For the future!

Holiday never lasts

Cyprus, the island of sun, of holiday and love…is not a very good place for couples I’m afraid.

I witnessed so many broken hearts since I came here and, damn it, I had my own heart broken once. I saw so many fights and so much hatred, so many bruises and scars where it used to be just kisses and caresses before.

The sun is too hot, the party is huge and there are thousands of beautiful uninhibited tourists from all over the world eager to taste all pleasures of life and make great memories. Everything is speeding, nothing lasts. This is a pretty awful thought for someone who decided to stay here, in Cyprus, forever.

Summer rush

This summer is in a big rush!

I can’t believe that it’s almost August already. Every day is so full and extraordinary, every day something new and exciting happens! So we are like hooked on Shark and adrenaline, riding every wave, enjoying every moment.

I feel really bad that I don’t even have the time to write here on the blog but I guess this means that we’ll just collect a lot of stories to be told in autumn.

The zoo is really crowded this year. Too much stress, too much work, almost no free time. But we learned already how to make the best of it: boat parties, beach parties, lovely trips, broken hearts, new romances, lots of passion!!! This summer is anything but boring.

Keep in touch ;)

Summertime all inclusive

This year is a little different than the other years…I can’t quite explain, but I think Cyprus has a bigger impact on us, is marking us somehow and not in a very good way probably.

There are more dogs in the zoo this year. Evan the chicks are becoming siga-siga dogs and this scared the hell out of me at first. It’s somehow funny and somehow sad. We work so much that this crazy zoo became our whole world: our occupation, our homes, our fantasies…

Summertime in the zoo is a great a season! We have fun and lots of laughs, we have love stories and passion, we have dramas, we have fight clubs, we have lovely meetings and sad breakups! We have everything!!! J) We love it and we hate it but in the end we all wanna be here cause we are the greatest team and we are so good at turning even the worst and stressful situations into a tone of fun and a story to be remembered.

Women?!?

Today I wanted to talk about women but I realized that it’s a too general and too complicated subject…

What women want is probably the biggest mystery in the world and I’m sure most of them don’t know it also. Roughly we all want someone we can count on, someone we can trust, someone to make us feel safe and protected, someone to respect and love us, honest and of course passionate in bed. The ideal would be to find all these qualities in one man.

You can call us “forever unsatisfied” but I will tell you what I’ve learned from my previous personal experience and from what I saw around me.

Good sex is not enough at some point. Passion and good sex are essential in a relationship but still not enough. You can have as much sex as you want but if there is nothing else to talk about, if for all the rest of the time he’s lying on the couch playing Playstation or watching sports, for sure you’re not having a real relationship.

The second part is more weird but still it happens a lot: you can find someone to love you deeply, to do everything for you, to spoil you and to caress you, to be always near you like a puppy wiggling his tale willing to please you, but still you can’t love him back. No passion, no respect. He’s acting like a puppy you treat him like a puppy.

Women, good luck in finding what you’re looking for!

Men, be men and be honest! (I feel like it’s a contradiction in this sentence, hope I’m wrong J )