Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Chocolate- the new trend

Meanwhile in the zoo…
I already told you about our studs chasing mermaids so today I’ll tell you about the increased appetite for chocolate these days in our zoo. For those who aren’t in the zoo at the moment I must specify that when I say chocolate I mean hot sexy strong brilliantly shaped BLACK bodies!
It all started like a game, for fun and out of curiosity, but like I told you already, spring in Cyprus is magical: the sun, the sea and the hormones make an explosive cocktail! J) and beautiful, strong, passionate, protective men are just the right ingredient.
Following the saying “We should try a little bit of everything in life” we enter the hot Cyprus summer with new dreams, new games, new cribs and a lot of new funny stories to tell.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Springtime at the zoo


You all saw at least once in your lives Bambi and for sure you remember the scene of springtime in the woods, when everybody is in love and horny and lose their heads... Well this exact same scene is now happening in our zoo and it's hilarious.

This time of year it's open season for mermaids at the zoo. They come (usually from Russia, Ukraine and other non EU countries) and they sing the sweet song of Visa for the stupid dick heads that listen and make their wishes reality. Commonly they aim for the old reach Cypriots but depending on the degree of desperation they will settle for any European loser.

Then we have les Fleurs, the humble and shy ones that like to love and suffer in silence and les Incredibles that are just too macho for feelings, for love, for soft stories (only for the audience of course).

Love is in the air, hearts free to be broken, new stories to be written and lots and lots of laughs!!!:))

Monday, May 9, 2011

Life's mysterious ways

Looking back over my shoulder into a not so pink past I realized that it doesn’t matter how good you are, how noble and unselfish, there will always be someone lying to your face, trying to screw your life and to put you down if you allow it.
And I allowed it once. I let my guard down and I hoped for the best. Why do I find it so tragic and painful?!Well, just because for a few months I loved myself and I loved life and now I miss that feeling. I used to believe in love, in fate, in goodness and in trust, I used to believe that dreams do come true…and I was cheated and lied and trampled and hurt.
Life is not fair, but everything happens for a reason, and I’ve learned that after the storm the sun always shines more bright. I’ve learned that even if you’re hurt and you think that you’ve lost the most precious thing in life, it is just for your own good, it is all for a better future.