Yesterday I met in our zoo the weirdest guy ever I think…all macho, big and strong until he spoke like a little lady showing his black bra under the white t-shirt…Not very important, although funny, but this reminded me that all kind of weird people visit our zoo and I should speak about them.
So today we’ll have an interactive post. All of you zoo members (and visitors) can help me remember all the wirdos. Don’t get me wrong, we love weirdos! They make our days brighter, funnier and more bearable under the hot sun of Cyprus.
On top of my list of weirdos is the viper. Just kiddin’ J)although she is number one in the top of most hated around here. Back to the visitors- here are three of the most memorable guests: Mr Shitov the alcoholic zombie and his vodka fiancée Larisa the purple parakeet. During their stay we had comedy, horror, action, and the ER, all in one big all inclusive package. Then there is Mr Norwegian Pirate wanted by the police who has a fetish in washing his clothes in the garbage bin. Really weird guy but at least he gives us cookies all the time.
This IS just the beginning. Be free to share your stories with us.
Yes our Zoo attract crazy clients but I can t forget the Russian lady from last summer she was the top.1 st story: she was all inclusive so every 5 minute she was on the bar ( where Ionutz was barman and his Russian language was only “ haraso” ) and ask from him: Hey boy “ va gin “ and Ionutz was blushing and come to us ( the girls from reception) and say this woman have you know woman problems and she want to tell me about and I don’t want to talk with her about her vagina . We ask the Russian lady what she wanted she repeat “ va gin “ and we lol. IN Russian language VA mean 2 and Gin is the drink so she was want double Gin drink. loooolllll
ReplyDeleteAbout when she came to the hotel from short walk in the town with purple hair I let anthers to say. ))
"Iurisca, Iurisca" was the hit of the summer those days =))))
ReplyDeleteand her purple hair was very very trendy !!!!!!!! a fashion diva :)))))))))))
ReplyDelete