Beavis and Butthead to the Zoo

I’ll name them Beavis and Butthead. But the feminine versions of them. They came in our zoo one week ago and like most drunk desperate more than fifty years old tourists enjoying Cyprus holidays they shared with us their lives stories. I must remind you that we almost never want to know all these scary details! J

They came to Cyprus like best friends looking for real men (I just can’t stop laughing!!!)but they ended fighting and almost killing each other. The truth is always somewhere in the middle but the story as we know it goes like this… Beavis has an online dating account full of fake pictures of some other woman, a nice one, not 100 kg like her. Here she meets this kinky guy from North Cyprus that wants to have a long term sexual relationship with a naïve English woman that he expects to be beautiful. So she speeds to Cyprus looking for “romance”. But unfortunately she never gets to the North side because she’s too busy spending the days topless near the pool horrifying the rest of clients and the nights beating the crap out of her roommate.

Sad story…;))No Prince Charming, no long term sexual relationship, no fun, just kung fu in the zoo J)